notice to the public

zog has a problem with that.

this is zog's official bureau for complaints and reviews. he files. he scores out of 10. the human reads.

cases filed: 12
unresolved: 9
avg score: 5.3

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the docket

case zg-0001 · unresolved

movie night

good movie. zero snacks reached me.

7/10

zog lies on white bathroom tiles next to a door, paws crossed, looking up at the camera.

case zg-0002 · unresolved

the bathroom floor

cold. shiny. nobody has apologized.

3/10

zog sits on a wooden deck at dusk next to a gas grill, a patio umbrella and a folding table.

case zg-0003 · partially resolved

the deck at dusk

best part of the day. the grill needs to do something.

9/10

zog curls up on a maroon leather chair with his chin on the armrest while a hand rests on his back.

case zg-0004 · resolved

the leather chair

smooth arm for my chin. squeaks when i turn.

8/10

zog looks up with a worried face, his dark fur and white chest lit from the side.

case zg-0005 · unresolved

the vacuum

loud. rolls. eats the floor. 1/10.

1/10

a very close photo of zog's dark face and one eye, with a hand resting on his head.

case zg-0006 · unresolved

the doorbell

someone is here. nobody told me first.

2/10

zog looks up at the camera while a hand holds his chin.

case zg-0007 · unresolved

the vet

nice treats. rude hands. i do not forget.

4/10

zog lies belly up on a bed with his head on a navy pillow, a pink plush toy and a rainbow rope toy at the corner.

case zg-0008 · resolved

a new toy

new. squeaky. mine. lasts about one day.

9/10

zog wears a brown suede cowboy hat and sticks his tongue out.

case zg-0009 · under review

the cowboy hat

i did not ask for a hat. i look great. both are true.

5/10

case zg-0010 · unresolved

the moon

big and round. does not come down when asked.

8/10

no photo
on file

case zg-0011 · unresolved

car rides

great windows. unclear where we are going.

6/10

no photo
on file

case zg-0012 · unresolved

bath time

i was clean already. i checked.

2/10